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I've since retired to my usual texting regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who fell asleep on the train.
And then there are others who just call sexy like they see sexy. We continue to identify technical compliance solutions that will provide all readers with our award-winning journalism.
These people literally got what they asked for. Is it really that fun?
Is it even sexy? Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me if I fed my dog. At night, everyone say a prayer of thanks that they didn't bring up their dad during a sexting convo, like these gems of humans did.
But in this case Alas, for some, the message just gets away from them entirely. Sorry bye sorry bye sorry bye.
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I tried it maybe twice in my life. If you're going to text the wrong person, at least make it someone with a healthy sense of humor, like this guy.
This guy didn't even get that far. Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries.
We are engaged on the issue and committed to looking at options that support our full range of digital offerings to the EU market. But thankfully, the hilarious sexting fails of these people below made me feel rext whole lot better about the "LOL" thing: At least I used the English language in my scenario.
The second time, I texted him, "We can have sex until the cows cum home.